Cee Lo Green--not talking about me

Dear Brandon Phillips,

Although I don't think that you really blew me off for the reasons listed in my previous blog, if you ever do read my blog, I want you to know 2 things:

1) Why I chose to focus on baseball players--

• Most of the things I look for in a man, I feel like most baseball players would possess: tall, athletic, competitive, ambitious, and strong-willed
• Being a professional sports player is not easy, and I have what it takes to support him
• Baseball is an outdoor sport (except in Phoenix....which is probably why the D-Backs don't have many fans) and I love to be outdoors (Golf would have been my second pick)
• Phoenix or Florida in March
• Summer is my favorite time of year
• I look good in baseball hats
• Football gets cold
• Basketball is indoors

2) I am not a gold digger--

• The dress I was wearing the night I met Jason Aldean I bought for $3 at a thrift store (that's not a typo--$3, not $30)
• I'm smart enough that if I wanted a lot of money, I could get it by my own sweat and tears
• I've played an Atari much more than an XBOX
• The last name brand things I bought were new (not used) Under Armour shorts and tank-- each for $5
• I could go on, but just ask my friends--they know

So, Brandon, that's the deal. And, I'm going to ask one more time (ok, maybe not just one more time):

What do I need to do to get a professional baseball player to ask me on a date?

Sincerely,

Marie Colette