Hey CJ--Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

Enough to break the ice. 

Hi, my name is Marie Colette.

First, I would just like to say for what it's worth, I'm really very sorry about the World Series. Ya'll put up a great fight.

Second, yes, if I had met you in a bar the polar bear line is  the pick up line I would have used. Yes, I would have used. It's probably a good thing I didn't meet you in a bar....

In response to your video I would just like to say that I am the perfect girl for you. Here's why:

1) I am 25 and single. 

2) I absolutely love to dance.

3) I'm about this tall.

4) I don't race cars but I recently impressed some people about my knowledge of Indy Car drivers.  

5)I couldn't decide on a response to film noir so I'm just gonna list everything:

•  I don't know what film noir is. Well, I do now cause I Wikipedia'd it. But that doesn't count. Maybe I'm not perfect but who is? who is?  
•  Ah, you got me on film noir. So, let's make a deal. I'm looking for a man who knows how to dance Ceroc. Heard of it? I'll teach you if you teach me ;). 
• Film noir is French for black film and Marie Colette is French for my real name. So, same thing, right?

You can just circle whichever response you like best.

6) Adventure is my middle name. I've been to a couple of Adventure Races. I like to climb mountains. One time I went backpacking with friends and we got lost on the expert trail. In the Superstition Mountains where people go missing and die.  But we found our way out. Adventure at its finest.

So if this entices you at all you can respond to this blog. If you want to know more about what I'm looking for, read the rest of the blog.

Hope you're enjoying the off-season.
Sincerely,

Marie Colette

P.S. I just want to let you know that even though I only have 3 people following this blog I have lots of friends.

P.P.S. I also was really relieved when I saw that only 2,543 people have viewed your dating ad on youtube. That plus the however many million people were watching the game when the video played, I feel like I have really good chance of hearing back from you.